The Top 10 Geekiest Yarn Creations on the Web
When geeky things are made using fabrics and yarn, the end result is not only more geeky, but infinitely more cuddly.
With all the wonderful geek handicrafts floating out there on the web, we the editors of ThreadBanger.com thought it was time to pull together a list of
The Top 10 Geekiest Yarn Creations on the Web
Memory Stick Cozy
This is our favorite way to pretty up those unsightly USB thumbdrives that hang off your keychain. This memory stick cozy must have taken some serious dedication and a sharp set of eyes, because this thing is only 7 cm long. Get one for your favorite geek girl at VixBrown's Etsy store. Only $7!
Nintendo DS Case


Clearly, this is the pinnacle of needlepoint. Don't buy overpriced, shoddy gaming accessories. Instead, roll your own Nintendo DS case. Video game lovers beware: needlepoint is notoriously time consuming. At the very least, it will definitely put a dent in your precious DS game time. Complete instructions and patterns for the case are posted on the Craftster.org forums.
Boo Buddy
Any video gamer worth their salt should recognize this little guy. He's Boo Diddley and he made his video game debut in Super Mario Bros. 3. This little guy is so soft and cute that you just might forget that he's supposed to be a bad guy. You can buy one for $10 from JustSomeChic's Etsy store and pick up a Bob-omb and a Kirby to keep him company.

Just make sure you don't turn your back on him.
Stuffed Dalek

EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS!
If you recognize the creature in the picture above, give yourself a pat on your multicolored scarf-wearing back. The rest of you need to brush up on your 1960s British sci-fi television. This crafty bit of stuffed, pop culture evil is Doctor Who's nemesis, the Dalek.
At this scale, he serves no real purpose other than to terrorize small pets and perhaps rodents. Also, actual Daleks are not nearly as huggable as their crocheted counterparts. We recommend you crochet your own or beg Livejournal user Shigella to make one for you.
Moebius Strip and Scrollbar Scarves

The Moebius Scarf
The Moebius strip scarf is patterned after a one dimensional surface discovered in 1858.
If you were to trace a line around the middle of this scarf, your line would finish where it started. Make your own wearable mindfreak with these detailed pictures and these step-by-step instructions.

The Scrollbar Scarf
The second is a scrollbar scarf, complete with a scrollbar you can reposition. It's got arrows at both ends and, naturally, a drop shadow. They're not for sale any longer, but there are complete instructions online for making your own. Better start knitting. We couldn't decide which of these two scarves was geekier, so we picked them both.
Atari 2600 and TV


This lust-worthy bit of crocheted wonderment is an Atari 2600 console complete with joysticks, game cartridge and a fuzzy TV that displays the Atari 2600 version of Pitfall! The bad news is that you can't really play it. The good news is that you can snuggle up with it at night and dream of Pitfall Harry.
Jackrabbit.etsy.com is taking orders to crochet you any Atari game you like. See more pictures of the Atari console and TV on jackrabbit.etsy.com's Flickr page.
Space Invaders Socks

Knit Invaders
Wear your gamer pride on your feet with these knit socks. We're thinking of editing the pattern to give ourselves the high score we always thought we deserved. Complete instructions for making these great retro socks are at Knitty, the free, web-only online magazine.
Crocheted Robotic Arm
Remember Armatron? If you weren't born in the 60s or 70s, chances are you probably don't. Long before home computers and video games came along, Armatron was THE toy for nerdy kids.
Relive all the magic and wonder of controlling your own disembodied robot arm. That is, without the control.
It may not be able to pick your friend's nose without some assistance, but we guarantee it'll do less damage than its 1970s counterpart. This one gets bonus points for the confusing kitchen imagery embroidered on its side.
Katamari Damacy: Crocheted Prince Keychain & Katamari Hat
Just when we finally got that damn Katamari Damacy song out of our head.

Katamari Prince Keychain
Losing your keys will be pretty difficult with a 5 inch tall, rainbow-colored video game character dangling from them. Just be thankful that he doesn't come with his own 50 foot tall crocheted katamari ball. Get the keychain from MyFunnyValentine's Etsy shop for $6.
And, if you ever wanted to make your head look like a katamari ball:

Katamari Hat
Get one of these colorful katamari hats from Xiola at Mad-TeaParty.net.
Crocheted Yoda Hat and Light Saber

Wow. Talk about indoctrinating them at an early age.
If you know how to crochet, this Yoda hat and light saber should be relatively easy to make. You can find basic instructions in the Craftster forums where this picture was posted. Crocheted Yoda ears are perfect for Halloween, Star Wars premieres, geek weddings and most Bar Mitzvahs. Yoda says: Nagila, hava.
Want to create your own crocheted and knitted geekery? Here are some great resources to start with:
One of our favorite resources for learning to knit is KnittingHelp.com. There, you'll find more than 150 free online videos that teach basic and advanced knitting techniques.
About.com has a great article on crocheting. From single to double stiches to patterns for beginners, this is the site to go to.
Want to go from zero to crochet in 60 seconds? The step-by-step instructions at The Purl Bee website will have you crocheting your own set of Yoda ears in no time. There's plenty more on the site, including some great links and more tutorials.
Craftown has free patterns and instructions for crocheting lots of different items. Start out making coasters and before you know it, you'll be cranking out blankets.
Bonus Quickies!
Knitted Digestive System

Includes knitted anus and knitted rectum (via craftster.org)
Knitted Crocheted Hogwarts

Sorry, Harry Potter fans, no knitted anus or knitted rectum in this one. (via microrevolt.org)































super rad ! i love it....literally WEAVING the episodes into the blog....genius !
cool...
The Harry Potter isn't knit, it's crocheted.
i WANT the knitted hogwarts,
its wickeeeeddd,
wow, I no longer think knitting is outdated! I gotta try that!! Thanks guys
no way do i have the patience to do those i can barely get through a scarf... that n i suck at knitting n can barely crochet
Aw man, my tote bag didn't make the top 10? Bummer. And I even made this way before the socks appeared in Knitty.
http://flickr.com/photos/brendaj/79067231/in/set-1692481/
yeah, hogwarts is definitely crocheted. get your facts straight.
facts straightened!:)
I love the DS cover! And surely if they include Katamari, you must show the hat from Shojo Beat last fall. Also, I totally crocheted a Katamari with magnets in it: http://pics.livejournal.com/fadingembers/pic/0006g73k/g22
Please check out my memory stick cozy. I'll be creating a instructable for it soon:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/israphael/148857173/
Hey, I wrote this here article and I absolutely love love love the magnetic Katamari Damacy ball and the Terrence memory stick cozy that you guys posted links to here in the comments. Please post a link to the memory stick instructable here when you finish it. We'd love to link to it. Thanks for dropping by. Also, thanks for the heads-up about the knitted/crocheted mistake I made regarding the Harry Potter project. Noted and fixed!
I love the Yoda ears, and when I saw the Space Invader socks, I knoew I must make them...
Thanks!
Heh, my grandma crocheted me a model of hyperbolic spacetime once. I still have it, and it still boggles my mind
Hey marci!
How are you???
How is your back???
xxx
L
Hey Adam - I don't even know what hyperbolic spacetime IS but that sounds awesome!
caseyc82- to learn more about hyberbolic space check out this link...
http://theiff.org/oexhibits/oe1.html#
and if you want to hear me talk about it in a funny voice watch episode 4 titled: Thread Heads: DIY T-shirts...
Check out this guy, he made an elefant with little pieces of paper http://oink.elrellano.com/elefante.php
The Armatron debuted at Radio Shack in the fall of 1983. It was nowhere near the 1970s!
Love it all! I too am a geek knitter:
http://bleuarts.blogspot.com/2006/09/knit-pattern-leia-hat.html
http://bleuarts.blogspot.com/2006/12/free-knit-pattern-mr-hankey-christmas.html
HAHAHAHAHAHA llove them all!
Yay, great list! May I also suggest the binary code scarf from a recent issue of Knitty?
Dang! My knitted, wearable Spock ears pattern wasn't finished in time for this list, but here they are: http://josieknits.blogspot.com/2007/08/spock.html
This page is awesome!
oh wow, thank you so much for including the needlepoint ds case I made! This article is awesome! I can't wait to give these other game crafts a try
Don't forget the Klein Bottle hats!
http://www.kleinbottle.com/klein_bottle_hats.htm
These are so great! I used to have one of those Armatron things.