Posts tagged Not Martha

• 24 Dec

  Blog: ThreadHeads

  Addicted to Chapstick

     I am a chapstick alcoholic. Or, I guess you could say, a chapstickoholic but the point is I have a problem. I tried going to meetings, joining support groups, and reading self-help books but none of it works. I'm addicted to lip balm. I've run out of restaurants because I've forgotten m