Addicted to Chapstick
I am a chapstick alcoholic. Or, I guess you could say, a chapstickoholic but the point is I have a problem. I tried going to meetings, joining support groups, and reading self-help books but none of it works. I'm addicted to lip balm. I've run out of restaurants because I've forgotten my lip balm in the car. I have stains on my jeans from leaving it in my pocket and then running them through the dryer. I can't count on both hands and feet how many chapstick, lip gloss, lip balm or any other...




